At church yesterday morning I was reminded that scripture when read aloud sounds so authoritative. I have no problem being firm when faced with a sullen or bratty kid but sometimes you need to call in the A-Team. There should be an app that allows us to “sample” scripture substituting in pertinent circumstances. I tried this and randomly opened the Bible to Mark 7:9. Here’s what it would look like:
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I think Jesus would be on-board with this.