April
26
To Whom It May Concern
[I ran across this joke with no attribution for the writing]
Question: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!
yes. it's my real name. 
A big giggle with my AM coffee this morning. Thanks Weeks.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yup! Been there.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m still there! 😉
LikeLike
How true is this! When my son comes over, he knows he has to change any burned out bulbs in the house. He is 6’3″ and can do most without a ladder. I am just 5′ and hubby does not change bulbs without me nagging. Last week my son even dusted some of the light fixtures! My friends all want to know if he will visit them, and do their bulbs! He does not like kitchen clean up though, and it is a standing joke that as soon as we start the clean up he has to go to the bathroom. He somehow returns after the dishes are done.
LikeLike